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Rules about women that I've picked up, come across, learned, developed through the years


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wSaturday, June 08, 2002


Here's a little fun stuff for you:
COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."

Source: E-mail

posted by alpha754293 at 6/08/2002 12:01:00 AM


wTuesday, June 04, 2002


Joke:
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither works - Source: E-mail

posted by alpha754293 at 6/04/2002 04:35:00 PM


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I have thought about numbering the rules, but since the number will change from time to time, therefore; unless I actually publish it in book form, it will not be numbered.

Here we go:

Rule:
If a woman mentions something, typically it means that she wants you to do something about it. Whether it is changing it, initiating it, or wanting something to be done, whichever the case maybe, best advice: follow through with it. Otherwise, she wouldn't have mentioned it in the first place.

posted by alpha754293 at 6/04/2002 04:25:00 PM